This week, I got into the habit to write in the Moleskine in the mornings before work. So yesterday, while writing, a thought popped in my head because, of course, when writing about writing, you begin to conjure up nifty ideas to make your writing better. Or more productive. Something like that.
So I figured, “Hey. I got this Macbook and 22″ monitor, maybe I can combine the two so I can write at my big, fancy desk.” I researched before (and during) work, which led me to Best Buy later that evening. Mission? To get a DVI plug to use on my monitor and Macbook (my PC uses the VGA output). Desired result? Use the monitor for both rigs without having to disconnect one to use the other. A simple task. Economical and sound in its logic.
Trip to Best Buy turned up snake eyes, to which, after grabbing another surge protector (because my other 8-outlet protector is filled and…well, never mind), I turned to the GF and said, “Maybe we should drive to the Apple Store.” There’s two in my area, but neither are particularly close. And this is a Thursday evening. T minus three hours before closing. So we decided to go. Why not? Sounded like a fun adventure.
So the GPS couldn’t find the store. Whatever, I printed directions from Google and it was a straight shot. Until we got there. It took about an hour to get to the town, which was expected. Another 30 minutes to find the actual store. It’s worth it, I kept saying to myself.
So we get to the church store and take in the aluminum, glass and polycarbonate ambience. I find the cord I need. Splendid. Of course, why should I drive so far just to buy a $20 cord?
And I figured, you know, for the setup I was attempting, I’d need a keyboard. And I’ve been in the market for a computer bag that could also carry my camera. And I didn’t need a mouse. Got one. USB. Straightforward.
After cord, keyboard, computer bag and Magic Mouse were purchased, we made the trip home. Got a little turned around due to construction, but still made it back in a reasonable amount of time. Oh boy, oh boy. I ate (yes, we went to the store without dinner), make some coffee, walk the dog and get down to business. Shutting stuff off. Connecting new peripherals to my Macbook. Fucking sweet.
And it is at this point (11:00 PM) that I go for the crown jewel (that’s after struggling with the Magic Mouse for a few). I turn the monitor over.
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The cord is female. The monitor output is female. This shit don’t add up. (Fail number 1)
Enraged, I putter the house for a little while, then decide that this must be rectified before I go to bed. Which meant a trip to Wal-mart (now 11:30 PM). My GF tried to fight me on it, but she saw my anger and turned over to go back to sleep.
(midnight)
I was at Wal-mart number two (first one was closed). Mission? To find a male to male DVI cable. Much more basic than the Apple cord. No dice. What I did find was a lot of teenagers who, presumably, were there for condoms and Mountain Dew. Anyway, defeated, I drive home. Once there, I search Best Buy and find that my local store has the (new) DVI cord I need. In stock. Sweet.
(next evening)
Got the cord. Even got a hoagie while we were out, too. Dope.
Plug the males into the females and we’re good to go.
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I bought the wrong Apple cord. I forgot to check the size of the port on the Macbook. Apparently, “mini DVI” isn’t small enough. I need a “mini display port” cord. (Fail number two)
Okay. Back to the Best Buy site. Found the right cord AND it’s in stock, albeit in another location (twenty minutes away…no big deal). Ah, but I’ve learned a lesson. I order it through the site to pick up at the store. Dope.
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The “Item not in stock” email arrives at my BlackBerry twenty minutes later (Fail number three).
Which brings me to the present. My GF will be at the job tomorrow working overtime. As for me? I’m going back to the Apple store (Fail number four pending).
So is there a moral to the story? Well, this all started because I wanted to write. And this adventure, or ongoing saga, has precluded that because my incessant fails need resolution. Could all of this been avoided with some research and delayed gratification? Sure. But how the fuck will that help me now? I got a useless cord in my possession and the ONLY place that has the right one is the Apple store. So there’s no real moral. I’m full of fail and I’m determined to win (even in defeat).
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